Seems clear to me

YOU ARE VISITING THE OLD MALKIN(S)WATCH. THAT'S FANTASTIC. PLEASE VISIT THE NEW MALKIN(S)WATCH WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.

Need a reminder of just how skewed Malkin's worldview is?

I'm not just being contrary, but Michelle names this the Weirdest Column of the Day. I find it weird that she thinks it's weird. Of course, maybe to Malkin it's unimpeachable to throw a wedding that costs "more than five years' salary of a single Missouri mother of two who's just had her state health insurance yanked."