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YOU ARE VISITING THE OLD MALKIN(S)WATCH. THAT'S FANTASTIC. PLEASE VISIT THE NEW MALKIN(S)WATCH WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.

I hate blogger. Michelle hates peace.

That's all you get. Blogger is like my version of the kite-eating tree.

I'll leave you with this hilarious Pandagon post, because everyone would be better off reading Pandagon on any given day, anyway:

Shorter Michelle Malkin: the best monument to Flight 93 would be a giant hyperintelligent missile that tracks down terrorists and tells them they believe in a whore's religion right before they die. Preferably with the corpse of Todd Beamer strapped on.