Hacktac(u)-lar!

YOU ARE VISITING THE OLD MALKIN(S)WATCH. THAT'S FANTASTIC. PLEASE VISIT THE NEW MALKIN(S)WATCH WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.

Malkin titled an old post "SANDY BERG(L)ER?". Clever, right? A little bit, at least? No? Well, play along.

It's definitely not clever when she uses it three times in her latest post, including the wildly overwrought "berg(l)er-y." She's really wrestling that computer into submission, isn't she?

Speaking of document filchers, what has former Clintonite and pants-stuffer Sandy Berg(l)er been up to, anyway? Wouldja believe: criticizing the Bush administration's lax national security policies.

Michelle, if you're so into wordplay, you ought to look up the phrase "that dog won't hunt."