She noticed me! She noticed me!

YOU ARE VISITING THE OLD MALKIN(S)WATCH. THAT'S FANTASTIC. PLEASE VISIT THE NEW MALKIN(S)WATCH WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.

Finally, to all the playa haters who can't resist checking in here and then scuttling back to their caves to stick their rhetorical pins into my virtual voo-doo doll, you are very welcome for the off-label therapeutic relief this blog may provide.

Okay, I sincerely doubt MalkinWatch is really who she has in mind here. We're not exactly bileworthy yet...but to quote Michelle again:

2005 will be even hotter.

XXOO

Strike that last part.