Roomba: Our very own Epsilon Minus
YOU ARE VISITING THE OLD MALKIN(S)WATCH. THAT'S FANTASTIC. PLEASE VISIT THE NEW MALKIN(S)WATCH WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.
Hear that, domestic employees? If only you could do your job like a robot, without emotion, personality, or need to feed and clothe yourself regardless of physical fitness, than maybe the upper classes could get on with the business of eviscerating social security...the very program which allows you to work without fear of economic disaster due to injury on the job.
Hooray! Roomba does the floor-cleaning no one else wants to do. And it won't sue you for back-pay when it breaks...
Hear that, domestic employees? If only you could do your job like a robot, without emotion, personality, or need to feed and clothe yourself regardless of physical fitness, than maybe the upper classes could get on with the business of eviscerating social security...the very program which allows you to work without fear of economic disaster due to injury on the job.
posted by Auguste at 1:39 AM
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