Last-minute Ramachrismakwansaakah shopping?

YOU ARE VISITING THE OLD MALKIN(S)WATCH. THAT'S FANTASTIC. PLEASE VISIT THE NEW MALKIN(S)WATCH WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.

Via the Liberal Avenger, the Clare Booth Luce Institute has your answer.

Make a $25 or more secure online donation to the Luce Policy Institute and you'll receive our 2005 Great American Conservative Women Calendar featuring Ann Coulter, Dr. Laura, Michelle Malkin, Condoleezza Rice, Shemane Nugent and many more prominent conservative women.

I don't know about you, but I prefer my sexy calendars to be of all one woman. I'll stick to twelve months of Clare Booth Luce, if you don't mind.

Update: Whoops. Make that Ramahanukwanzmas.