Class Warfare, Malkin-style

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In a bid to help cool tensions, [French Prime Minister Dominique] de Villepin proposed boosting spending on training and education programs in poor neighborhoods...

Bribery: It's how the French do business.

Shorter Malkins: Root causes are for croissant-eating sissies.