But will he take a pie for you?

YOU ARE VISITING THE OLD MALKIN(S)WATCH. THAT'S FANTASTIC. PLEASE VISIT THE NEW MALKIN(S)WATCH WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.

I'm certain Michelle receives death threats aplenty. I'm sure she has a very good reason to need a bodyguard, in fact.

But I find it sublimely ridiculous that there's a "close protection services" company

specializing in the safety and accessibility of conservative speakers

as though a liberal bodyguard might step aside and just allow the calf's blood to be thrown on Shemane Nugent.

(Hat Tip: LA)