VIPILF?

YOU ARE VISITING THE OLD MALKIN(S)WATCH. THAT'S FANTASTIC. PLEASE VISIT THE NEW MALKIN(S)WATCH WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO EWWW

The thought of 48-year-old Katie Couric in low-rise jeans and a metallic silver thong.

Hmm. God help me, but my reaction to that is far from "ewww."

Perhaps I've said far too much.