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Michelle and/or Jesse's column this week is about Jane Fonda. Yeah, I know.

I can't really defend Jane Fonda, because I wasn't born yet when she did - well, anything, and the Fonda story is so confused by ideology by now that I don't know if she and John Kerry fired anti-aircraft guns at Air Force One live on WNVA, or if she led the escape from the Hanoi Hilton, which was later made into a movie starring Michael Moriarty*.

Okay, it's way more like the former than the latter. But here's the part of the column I find entertaining (emphasis mine):

No mind. Fonda's cynical non-apology "apology" keeps making headlines, just as she and her book publicists had hoped. This isn't about making amends. This is about making money..

Me! Me! Me! Hanoi Jane rides again.

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*Troll, also starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Sonny Bono. June Lockhart played Fonda, a role she later reprised in C.H.U.D. II - Bud the Chud. C.H.U.D. II - not to be confused with Leprechaun, starring Jennifer Aniston's ass - was written by Ed Naha, who later adapted the O. Henry story The Ransom of Red Chief, which would later be bastardized by Malkin for a commie-baiting blog post. And that's six degrees of Michelle Malkin for today. Next time: Leni Riefenstahl.