What? No comments about the MSM?

YOU ARE VISITING THE OLD MALKIN(S)WATCH. THAT'S FANTASTIC. PLEASE VISIT THE NEW MALKIN(S)WATCH WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.

Malkin quotes WFTV:

He's been in a persistent vegetative state for more than a month, but a popular high school basketball coach has awakened.

Then Malkin updates from the Orlando Sentinel:

...says the man awoke from a coma, not PVS.

Even if he had been in a PVS, there's quite a difference between one month and fifteen years. At least by my calendar.