If it wasn't so apt an analogy, I'd stay out of the gutter

YOU ARE VISITING THE OLD MALKIN(S)WATCH. THAT'S FANTASTIC. PLEASE VISIT THE NEW MALKIN(S)WATCH WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.

Malkin lies back and lights a cigarette.

Update: Tbogg links to the same post, but has an altogether different analogy.

If you listen closely you can hear the chanting of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders™ as they do their tribal dance around the pole with Eason Jordan's head impaled upon it. Later tonight they're going to sneak into Jonah's house and steal his thick spectacles to make fire.

I left the punchline off, so you'll have to go visit Tbogg for it. It's worth it.