Followup Watch Followup: Juan Alvarez

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Well, while I was at the beach for the weekend, Malkin did, in fact, follow up her questions about Juan Alvarez' citizenship:

As for questions about his immigration status, some news outlets have reported that he is a U.S. citizen, but I still have not received confirmation of that from either the Glendale P.D. or the L.A. County D.A.'s office.

Boy, those pesky hispanic surnames really cause confusion, don't they, Michelle? Maybe we should assign all new US citizens new last names the moment they take the oath. That way, the Glendale train wreck might have been caused by Juan Albertson and you'd be able to get some work done.