Damn short-hairs

YOU ARE VISITING THE OLD MALKIN(S)WATCH. THAT'S FANTASTIC. PLEASE VISIT THE NEW MALKIN(S)WATCH WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.

I think I'm starting to get a taste of how white-bread Republican mom and dad must have thought observing the antics of 60s campus radicals.

Conservative students at the University of North Texas staged a protest of President Bush's upcoming amnesty plan by conducting a "Capture the illegal immigrant" event on their campus.

Malkin quotes the college newspaper: "Three Young Conservatives members walked around campus wearing bright orange t-shirts with the words 'Illegal Immigrant' on the front and 'Catch me if u can' on the back for the game."

Hey, that's great. I wonder if they also painted their faces brown, just to make it more believable. Malkin says "I think the kids deserve praise for paying attention to the costs of massive illegal immigration."

Don't fool yourself. If this were the 60s, these kids would be playing "Horsewhip the Watts rioter."