Who's the ghoul now, Michelle?*

YOU ARE VISITING THE OLD MALKIN(S)WATCH. THAT'S FANTASTIC. PLEASE VISIT THE NEW MALKIN(S)WATCH WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.

Unless you're in a persistent vegetative state, "culture of life" member Jesse Malkin** says: "Just shut up and die, already!"

*Title refers to this.
**I'll stake a dollar on it.